The world is crazy.. and that's why i'm a big chicken!

WTF story of the day:
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/americas/07/31/canada.bus/?imw=Y&iref=mpstoryemail

This one is also pretty ridiculous: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/30/AR2008073003299.html?nav=rss_email/components
I mean, it's the freaking MAYOR!!!