Because I'm going to NY this weekend...

A little treat from Overheard in New York:

On So Many Different Levels
Woman: We're going downtown, but north towards the city.
Tourist mother (gawking): What are you talking about?
Tourist little boy (tugging on her pants): Mommy, Brooklyn is upside down!

--F Train
via Overheard in New York, Feb 3, 2009